I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Depp's Victimhood Comparison
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Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained genius. You see, the author here is making a comparison. They're saying Johnny Depp being a victim is as likely as a hospital run by Michael Jackson (a person who had a lot of scandals with children) and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman (a serial killer doctor) to be safe. These things are not safe. It is sarcasm, a form of irony where you say one thing to mean the opposite. Therefore they are saying that Johnny Depp is not really a victim.