children's jokes
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Me: "I like kids."
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.