What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Yellow and Non-Swimming
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you magnificent moron. You're not too bright, are ya? Here's the deal: the punchline of this little riddle is funny because it tricks you into thinking of an object like a duck or a banana, which are yellow and cannot swim. But it's a school bus, haha, since it's also yellow and, well, cannot swim. You're dumb. Everyone knows a bus doesn't swim.
Comments (1)
Shade
yeah, I lost my job as a bus driver today and I'm in prison for murder and I can confirm this is true. I jumped out before the bus went into the water if you're wondering how I survived.