Priests and Educated Children

The joke plays on the stereotype of children sometimes spitting. It implies that educated children are more well-behaved and less likely to engage in such behavior, which would be appreciated by a priest, or anyone for that matter. It's kind of funny because you wouldn't necessarily expect the answer to be about spitting.

• Priest
• Child
• Religion
• Children
• Spit
• Education

• Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
• What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest? Fatherless.
• What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school? Let us prey.
• What's a priest's favorite toy? A mute little boy.