children's jokes
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Memes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
When the school lets you near children again...