Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don't spit.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
I saw a sign that said âWatch for childrenâ and I thought, âThat sounds like a fair trade.â
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kidâs sketchers light up.
Whatâs the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
My grandpa may be a pedo but at least he slows down in the school car park
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
For orphans every bag of chips is family size
Itâs all fun and games at âtake your kid to work dayâ until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Whatâs the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I donât have a Ferrari in my garage
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
What do most 50-year-old men put inside there cars
Children
Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.đ 1 like = more kids in our fryer
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside itâs fun inside
