Children jokes
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?