Children jokes
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"