What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Children should never run with scissors and lesbians should never scissor with the runs
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a padophile however I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8 year olds
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD? Concentration camp.
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
