Children jokes
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Michael J. Fox isn't allowed around small children. When he touches them, he is immediately accused of shaken baby syndrome.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Superman has been called to a huge house fire. Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!" Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--" Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.