Children jokes
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
Funny Test Answers #4
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.