Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
