Children jokes
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Father heard his children scream,
so he threw them in the stream.
Saying, as he drowned the third,
"Children should be seen, not heard!"
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What game is for kids? Uno.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...