April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a padophile however I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8 year olds
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD? Concentration camp.
