Children

Children jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣

Orphan

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."

"No, not until their parents pick them up."

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  • Sex

    A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”

    Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”

    The teacher faints.

    Basement

    What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?

    Little kids leave preschool.

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  • Orphanage

    Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."

    Kid: "Why are you doing that?"

    Dad: "So you won't get bored there."

    Charity

    I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

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  • Lesbian

    Daughter: Dad.

    Dad: Yes honey?

    Daughter: I'm lesbian.

    Dad: Ok.

    Daughter 2: Dad.

    Dad: Yes?

    Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

    Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

    Son: I do...

    Scissors

    Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

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  • Orphan

    Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.

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  • Kelly Clarkson

    What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?

    A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.

    Toy

    if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.

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  • Mp5

    Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

    Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

    Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

    Son

    I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.