Children

Children Jokes

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.

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why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them,

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom,

well.. um.. i got away

A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🀣🀣

The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.