Children jokes
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
What is black and blue and really hates sex? The six-year-old in my basement.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"