What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren't you a little to young to be doing that.
Me (I like kids)
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
Where do rape victims buy there clothes from?
The kids section
Why do orphan so happy on Christmas because they might get a family
why do priests perform baptisms, so they can see children wet
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? - Because there cookies are homemade
Why cant orphans play gta beacause there not wanted
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
If you have anger problems hit an Orphan bc who they going to tell not their parents
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house
None because they don't have a home
How are tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That’s it.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight. ... The parents aren’t home.
Why do I go around making Orphan jokes ? Because they can't go crying to there parent 😅
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
