What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals
What has 50 legs but cant walk??
25 disabled children
Why are babies called bundles of joys? When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans They can’t tell their mom
When the speedbump in a school zone screams so you go faster
me: brings in missing child police: omg this kid has been missing for 3 months. here is your reward me: oh, cool
NEXT DAY
me: brings in 8 other kids
police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.
Why do Orphans play Sims? because they can make themselves a family
Q: how many children does it take to shingle a roof? A: depends on how thinly you slice them
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
Why Do Orphans Bully People
Because They Cant Get Suspended
Contact Parent _______
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It’s called finding kemo.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know, homework.
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
I asked my mom where babys come from she said I came from the adoption center.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped? No-one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up"
are you an orphanage? why? because i wanna put my kids in you
Did you know cannabals ate kfc
Kentucky fried children
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her "Don't worry I used to work with kids."
