Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It’s called finding kemo.
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
My grandpa may be a pedo but at least he slows down in the school car park
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
For orphans every bag of chips is family size
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
What do most 50-year-old men put inside there cars
Children
What has 50 legs but cant walk??
25 disabled children
Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says "What should their names be?" The uncle replies "Well for your daughter, Denise" "That's a nice name" comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies "Denephew".
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals
Why are babies called bundles of joys? When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans They can’t tell their mom
