Children jokes
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.