How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
Teacher:"What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?" Student:"Mistakes in the dark make children"
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section
There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.
when you go to a orphanage for a field trip :when the workers said i remember you as a kid
I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
Never buy a epileptic kid light up sketchers
