Children jokes
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.