You do orphans love doing crime?
Cuz they want to be wanted
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
