What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Children Jokes
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
