Children jokes
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!