Children jokes
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
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What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.