Children jokes
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...