Children jokes
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.