Children jokes
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Memes
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.