Children jokes
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Memes
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.