Children jokes
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"