Children jokes
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
Went to school today, had to yell at my friend that he wasn't on the clock.
He continued to swing on the pole in front of children.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!