A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
Children Jokes
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
