Children jokes
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.