Children jokes
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Orphans got me like: 😂
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!