I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Why can’t orthons eat at a family restaurant? Because then don’t have a mom or dad
Why cant orphans play monopoly
Because they never get a full house
Why can't orphans play base ball, cuz they can't find home
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
why do orphans play Roblox because there is a game called adopt me
