Children jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Orphans got me like: 😂
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.