Children jokes
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Orphans got me like: 😂
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
Memes
It’s finally happening…
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.