Children jokes
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Memes
It’s finally happening…
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Orphans got me like: 😂
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.