Children jokes
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Orphans got me like: 😂
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.