Children jokes
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphans got me like: 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!