Children jokes
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.