what does a orphan and a military man not have in common, neither gets to go back home
Is it bad to hit an orphan?it's not like they'll tell there parents.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
So the other day i saw a child in a wheelchair
he was getting bullied alot so i came up
And said why dont you stand up to those bullies
Why can u slap a Orphan? are they going to tell mommy.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Some people ask why jokes exist, I say when a mommy and daddy love each other very much they have sex and they make another one of you
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer
whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job
Two priests walk into a store and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester and the priests both say I’ll do it
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.
What movie does an orphan hate? -No way home
how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids
