Child Jokes

When i was a child i was made to walk the plank.... We couldnt afford a dog

wood fired pizza?

hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O

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If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?

"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"

I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣

how do you know you've found a priest? when little Timmy is glued to his crotch

What's a benefit of being an orphan? No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

How are you and an orphan similar

Both of your fathers are invisible

Why is it okay to hit a orphan

It's not like it can tell it's parents

What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?

The Mikey Jackson club

How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?

M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

a Priest says to me come up my child then i said do i know you because your not my father

For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button

Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”

Mom asks “Who are you talking to?” The child said “A mistake.”

2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"