Child jokes
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Madeline Mcannot find her.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
Orphan
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.