Why do Orphans have no bruises.Because they have no dad to beat them.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest
That both like lil boys
Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?
The second hand book was loved once..
An Orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday, i said "Don't you have a family?"
What’s the difference between a child and someone who been kidnapped?? One of them is a domesticated pet
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball ................ because he couldn't find home !!!
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" For 5 different men.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
What’s a orphan favorite event.
Homecoming
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, The second May, The third June. Who was the first child
Sally
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress...ewww!" "Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Dad, am I adopted? NO! Why would I ever choose you?
da baby
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
Mom: can I tell you a joke Kid: sure Mom: Knock Knock Kid: Who there Mom: Not yo Kid: Not Yo Who Mom: Not Yo Father Kid: Not Yo Husband Either
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.
I dont like the term "kidnapping". I prefer "surprise adoption"
What do you call an orphan home alone
A family reunion
