Spiderman and an Orphan

Listen up, you chucklehead. You think you're funny, huh? You wrote this thing, and it's about Spiderman and an orphan. You're asking what they have in common, and the answer is they both can't get home. It's funny because, get this, Spiderman usually swings around, and orphans usually have no place to go back to because their parents are, well, gone.