High Pitch jokes
I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Community talk
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.
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