High Pitch jokes
I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
Community talk
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.
It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more