Boy: Hey mom can we have ice cream. Orphan: What's a mom?
What flour do you give an orphan ?
Self raising
son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.... i went for the cliffs
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
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What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement
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Gow do you keep tour friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why did the orphan go to church? To hear some "foster" Parenting advice.
What is a orphans favorite period? Homeroom
What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
I Tried to give directions to a orphan but he got lost bc there was no home
What store does a Orphan hate
Family tree
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.
Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
