Child Jokes

Mary: If you born pikin (Child) inside shop wetin you go call that pikin(child) Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

Why are orphan's banned from the shop?

No adult to pay for them.

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad ... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?

Whats a orphans favourite toy?

A boomerang because it actually came back.

Y does orphans like Minecraft so they can build a home ...

But a creeper blows it up

Any 8 year old: sus! Me: Jake were at a funeral-

What do a family dollar and a orphan they have a f in it for family

Mom:lets have an adoption party! Kid:cries Mom:what’s wrong? Kid:IM ADOPTED????

i was digging out side and i found my child old toy so i ran to find him but i could not find him so i was searching for about 6 hours but the i remembered why i was digging......

what do you call a genderless child?

It's not a mister, its not a misses, I'm more for a MIStery

uR Adoptodded

A man and a child walk into a forest. The kid says "um sir its getting dark and i'm getting kinda scared". The man says "yeah well think how I feel I have to walk back out alone.

Your walking one day and a little kid about 5-6 years old comes up to you asking, "What's a condom"? You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell to them.