Child jokes
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.