Child jokes

what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?

you find the real one.

What flour do you give an orphan?

Self-raising.

Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?

Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.

What's a child abuser's favorite song?

"Just Beat It!"

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To finally get his milk.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until they go home.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.

If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.

What did the person say to the orphan?

"Where are your parents?"

What do orphans be on Halloween?

They be themselves.

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.

Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.