Child jokes
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.