Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Daddy, where's my anus?
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
