What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Child Jokes
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
