Child jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
When the card declines on child insurance.
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans always get picked on? They can't run and tell their parents.