My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devestated with no glee
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child
where cant orphans park
parent child
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
I asked a child where were there parents they started to cry I laughed and walked out of an orphanage
What did the mom say to the baby?
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Madeline Mcannot find her.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
