Child jokes
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
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Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
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