Child jokes
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Memes
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.