What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Child Jokes
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Orphan
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
