Child jokes
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Memes
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"