If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
