Child jokes
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Daddy, where's my anus?
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.