I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.. Guess what? It had no home button.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner? They wanted some family time.
Q. Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite rapper? A. Monoxide child
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going. Let's laugh, folks!
Dad: ok son if you fail this test your no longer my child ok Son: ok dad AFTER TEST Dad: hay son how'd the test go? Son: son?
what is the difference between juice wrld and a orphan A:one is loved by all
What do you call a rich Chinese Child? ChingChing...
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey is dad late to pick you up again? Child: No mum. Dad is here but he is talking about me to the Mrs Lili the math teacher Mom: Can you here them? Child: I think... they are watching a good movie. Mom: Why do you think that? Child: Because I keep hearing this HOLDS ONTO PHONE AND clap, clap, clap
So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
how do you know you've found a priest? when little Timmy is glued to his crotch
Of an orphan wins the lottery what do they have to use all of it on
Years of child support
What's and oprhan's favourite roblox game? Adopt me.
I asked a kid why so blue didn't relies his parents were chocking him out
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt cause he don't no what a mummy is
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."
me explaining my child : when your mom is sitting on a table in her periods, its called periodic table
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
What do you call a child with no family? Names
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