What's a benefit of being an orphan? No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Why did the orphan have a empty bowl Because they already ate their supper
How are you and an orphan similar
Both of your fathers are invisible
Why do orphans go to prison. Because that’s their only home
I was walking past an orphan and I said Just go home
You learn from mistakes! That's why you're an only child!
When I'm chilling and a little kid runes my moment
A child's parents once lived in chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage noe.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born". The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born" Then the third child, Cinderblock, said "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f"
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one get one free
what's the same thing between a baby and a grenade they both make a sound when thrown
you are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
