Child jokes
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?
I've never been inside a submarine.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
I regret my abortion.
I didn’t know child labor was an option.