A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devestated with no glee
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''
child abortion is like tax evasion the more you lose the less problems you have
An orphan once said i will call my mum and go home A homeless kid once said he will go home
I was in class and we had to chose another term for words we use everyday, for kid I chose child for dig I chose pet and for wife I chose dishwasher
I raped a disable child I think she's too far to repair now
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad ... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Can a orphan child arrested for vandalism or will the officers ask for there parents to talk to
a pastor asked his child what his favourite bible verse was...he responded keep watch, because he wanted a watch
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working in an orphanage.
whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care centre, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
