Child

Child jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.

Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.

When God gives you glory, you give it back.

A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."