i lost 10000 dollars so i killed my piggy bank so i get a real pig and money which my money is fake but the janitor said it is real so killed myself and turn to a real human.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend? Ain't you got no cents? Piggy: Actually, no. Just pork.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
i gave an orphan 5 dollars and i said "spend it on a candy bar" i came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. so i look over and i see that he has a piggy bank that has 40$ and i said where did you get that? he said for being homeless, and i said what are you going to spend it on he looked at me and said "i'm going to pay money for a mother."
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, MOOOOVEE!
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
