Character jokes
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
"Homo Simpson"
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.