Character jokes
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.