Character jokes
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Memes
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
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If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.