Character jokes
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Wahoo!
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
31. During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento".
When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
32. Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance.
"See that over there? What is that?", says the first crow.
The second crow takes a long look, "That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it."
"How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?", replies the first crow.
"Look at its hand. No cellphone", says the second crow.
33. Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish.
“I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish.
“I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends him back home.
“I’m lonely,” says the third friend. “I sure wish my friends were back here.”
34. A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly.
“Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?”
“I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”
35. After Sunday church, the priest would hand us each an orange and a big cookie. A little girl once lied and took two oranges, but the priest told her she mustn't lie because God is watching. Then, the girl took two cookies and lied about it. When asked why she had done that, she said because she thought that God was only watching oranges.
36. I was in my garden when I got the news that my father had fallen from a 20 feet ladder and was in the hospital. I rushed to the hospital expecting that my father had some major fractures, but he was alright except for some minor cuts. When I told him that it was a miracle, he disagreed and told me, "Son, I had just fallen from the first step of the ladder."
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
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