Character jokes
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Memes
Black Black
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.