Character jokes
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Goose from Untitled Goose game be like
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Princess Peach is a BUM!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."