Character jokes
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Black Black
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.