Character jokes
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
"Homo Simpson"
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.