Character jokes
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Myles Parfitt ;/
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.