Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
"Homo Simpson"
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Hodor.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
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