Character jokes
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Memes
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Myles Parfitt ;/
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.