Character jokes
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Sans
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.