Character jokes
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Myles Parfitt ;/
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!