What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Character Jokes
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
