Character jokes
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
koga no-
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
The Stigg is a joke.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Sans
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.