Character jokes
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Memes
Me when I am talking about my feelings my friends
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.