Character jokes
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Memes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.