Character jokes
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!