Character jokes
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!