This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Myles Parfitt ;/
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
