Change Jokes

Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind

You: Finds a time clock that can change time

Your friend the next day: Hey, can borrow yo' house

You: No I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME

Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again

I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

what did they do with michael jackson when he died

he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change

Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.

for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark...

There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb? “You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?" Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

when does it rain money? -- when there's a change in the weather.

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color

Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.