Change jokes
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
The first time you have a new phone, you have a different one. You can change your phone to a new phone, but it doesn’t change the phone, it’s just different. I think it will work. I just think it would look good, and then it would work, but you don’t know if it’s the right thing for the new one. You just know it’s the wrong. It’s a bad phone. It’s a new thing. It’s the same for different every day, but it doesn’t look, and I think so it’s not a good, but it works, so it’s different, so it’s different for the new phone, and it doesn’t have to work on it. It doesn’t matter to the same for you know it’s just the one but it doesn’t have the one that I can do a lot better and I can just use my new one, but it is not that the new iPhone, so you have the one that’s the other is that I have the same thing and it’s the same phone, but I have to get the new iPhone. I just want it and then you have a good and it’s a different number so it’s just like so it’s just one, but you know it’s not like I have the new iPhone so you know it’s just one so it’s a little more than just the one and it will get the new phone so it’s just easier and cheaper for the money but it won’t cost much more to pay off your car than to get the phone for the next two weeks weeks or even two years to to have the car car fixed so it’s easier and quicker and I will be happy I’m happy happy I’m so excited excited thank y all and I will talk soon and have you have an update as to the results soon thank ya again so far hope all goes all are good hope to be in your class today love and have you been in your dreams hope all your day too bye.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life changed when I found out she was under the horse.
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!