Change jokes

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

How do Chinese people name their children?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.

Why did Steven Hawking die?

His wife changed the WiFi password.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

Why do leaves change color in the fall?

Because they want to leaf their old color.

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?

Watching their expression change.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.

Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.

How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw pots and pans around.

"Ching, Chang, Clang!"

Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:

White person: Dad, you're home!

Black person: Dad?

White person: You can keep the change.

Black person: Empty the register.

Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.

Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?

He saw the climate change.

How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, she was electrocuted.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.