Change

Change Jokes

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that

how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?

Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

I don't know, I can never see them

How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"

A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s “Change the damn diaper you idiot.”

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