Daddy I really miss you mummy changed my name to tickle timpson anyway daddy I forgive you for abusing me
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Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.
How many redheads does it take to change lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
ik ive changed my name from tj to selfish king but know its gunna be selfishking#781
Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.
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Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light
A: Stop looking, I’m changing
How many sally's does it take to change a ligthbulb?
None, she was eletricuted.
I dont think I could ever become a beggar , I really dont like change
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders Turtle soup . The waiter hollers “One Turtle Soup”. A moment later the guy calls the waiter over and says, I’ve changed my mind , I would like Pea Soup The waiter hollers “ Hold The Turtle and Make It Pea “
Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark
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Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Micheal Jackson: Click here to change nationality
Why did the golfer change his pants because he got hole in one
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
Quote of the day-
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
