Change Jokes

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.

Why did Steven Hawking die?

His wife changed the WiFi password.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

Why do leaves change color in the fall?

Because they want to leaf their old color.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

changing his avatar

What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?

Watching their expression change.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!

Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw pots and pans around.

"Ching, Chang, Clang!"

How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, she was electrocuted.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"

A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"