Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
when does it rain money? -- when there's a change in the weather.
how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?
Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them
Can you drive a pizza? Of course as long as you change the olive oil.
How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s “Change the damn diaper you idiot.”
What Can Change Color and get beat up? You