Why did Steven hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first? Watching their expression change.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
how do Asians name their babies? They throw pots and pans around ‘Ching, Chang, Clang’
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light
A: Stop looking, I’m changing
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
