Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyyđ
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
What did the traffic light đŚ say to the car đ? Donât look, Iâm about to change!
So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say itâs their harsh, economic expansion thatâs unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
