Change

Change jokes

Child

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

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  • Hair Style

    My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

    Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

    Homeless Guy

    How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

    “You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

    Memes

    Password

    I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.

    Politics

    What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

    Both aren't what they used to be...

    Politician

    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

    They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

    Password

    To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

    Patient

    I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.

    I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.

    Name

    Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

    A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

    Memory

    It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

    You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

    When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

    ...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

    Light Bulb

    So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

    How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

    There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

    Status

    I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.

    I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."

    Car

    Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?

    A: Because they're retired!

    Bank

    I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

    Name

    How do Chinese people name their children?

    They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."

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