# Week

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid \$10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck’s house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the \$10,000.

The red neck replied that it wasn’t easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.

# People

What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang? - The Ching Chang Gang

# Name

How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong…

# Light

How many dead baby’s does it take to change a light bulb?

Well It’s not 8 because my basement is still dark

# Lightbulb

How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian

# Water

how many africans does it take to change a light

a water bottle

# Finger

2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger

# Light

What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change

# Cat

There were three cats. The first cat said meow. The second cat said meow. The third cat said meow meow. Then the first cat said don’t change the subject

Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!

Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?

# Breath

The sky never changes colour but when it does we know how your breath is increasing

# Darkness

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

More than 9 because my basements still dark.

# Difference

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it’s not real and it doesn’t exist because it’s not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333

# Die

my grandpa is an asshole,the fucker deserved to die,the son of a bitch was using his life support,and i needed to change my iphone.

# Cheetah

what do cheetahs wear to work they can’t change because cheetahs cant change there spots

# Light

how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don’t know they just keep Putin them in.

# Light

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.

# Puns

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

# Sun

WHY IS THE SUN RED TODAY?Turned Red Today. Here’s Why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. … Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.

# Name

how do Asians name their babies? They throw pots and pans around ‘Ching, Chang, Clang’