Change jokes
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
Memes
changing his avatar
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.