Change Jokes

I once had a patient who wanted to change his species. I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.

I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace.... but apparently it was too weak.

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To stop my password getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: StrongBrazilianNut111

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that

Q; Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?

A: Because they're retired

I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don't see me change my status to Orphan

I wanted to get brain surgery. I changed my mind.

when does it rain money? -- when there's a change in the weather.

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Why did Steven hawking die?

His wife changed the WiFi password

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.

There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.