You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
