I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
Corn flake.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
i hate cereal lol what i say when I eat cereal EWWW
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
