Cereal jokes
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.