What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.