What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios? Fruit Loops
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Whatโs a rapperโs favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.