What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
Kid: What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher: What? Kid: Fruity pebble with water Teacher: Why water? Kid: Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Whatโs a rapperโs favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not. Not yet says little Johnny so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, I saw you kick the chickens so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either. Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says you want to tell him or should I?
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Why do some kids have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Yo mama so poor she eats ๐ฅฃ cereal with a fork to safe ๐ฅ milk
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
I bet you eat your cereal with water bc your dad never came back with the milk
You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
I am a racist and i put my milk before cereal...well, to be honest that was when i had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some...then he left. Now when i see a black guy, I yell "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt"
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, THEN ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
you guys know bereal be-real more like ce-real get it? bereal be-real = cereal ce-real
