Cereal jokes
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.