Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
