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Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have
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why did the orphan call Mr smith daddy, because he put her in the vices and tort her a lesson about virginity
Your hairline is so crooked that it made will smith feel straight
Robyn Smith
How do you find Will smith in the snow ?
You look for the fresh prints
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.
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Ms Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that. Little Johnny: Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
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is will smith a blacksmith
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If Will Smith had a revolver and said 'who fucked my wife?' Chris Rock would say "you dont have enough bullets mate"
will smiths slap was like 9/11. it came in unexpectedly and will go down in history
(BILL is sitting in the waiting room, fidgeting with his tie. MR. SMITH enters with a clipboard.)
MR. SMITH: (sternly) Good morning, Bill. Ready for your interview?
BILL: (nervously) Uh, yes, sir! I’ve prepared a lot for this!
MR. SMITH: (raising an eyebrow) Great! Let’s start with an easy question. Why do you want this job?
BILL: (confidently) Well, I want to help your company succeed! I believe in hard work and dedication!
MR. SMITH: (nods) Good to hear. Now, what’s your biggest weakness?
BILL: (eyes widening) I tend to be overly honest.
MR. SMITH: (leaning in) That’s not really a weakness.
BILL: (smirking) I don’t care what you think!
(MR. SMITH pauses, surprised, then bursts out laughing.)
MR. SMITH: (laughing) Okay, you’re hired! We need more honesty around here!
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith." So Person 2 says to person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Will Smith slapped your hair line to space
yo hairline is to pushed back looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith
