Celebrity jokes
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.