Celebrity jokes
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.