Celebrity jokes
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
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This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
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I wank over Rose Watson.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.