Celebrity jokes
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.