Celebrity jokes
Ariana Grande
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.