Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Celebrity Jokes
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Justin Bieber
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
I wank over Rose Watson.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
