Celebrity jokes
Logan Paul.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.