What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Celebrity Jokes
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
KSI driving ability.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
Ariana Grande
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
