Celebrity jokes
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.