Celebrity jokes
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating, and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob. And nah, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
My life #freemymanrkelly
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.