Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Celebrity Jokes
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
choi soobin loml
Haha, dead.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
