I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
Celebrity Jokes
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
