Ariana Grande's Dog - Worst Jokes Ever

I should name my dog Ariana Grande.

That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, smarty pants. The joke here is all about makin' a cringe statement. This person wants to name their dog after the singer Ariana Grande so they can tell people they screwed her. Get it? Good. You probably think that dogs are man's best friend.