New Celebrity Jokes - Page 32

Why did Michael Jackson run?

Because he lost his glove.

I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?

They can't reach 30.

Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?

Because they make the toys.

What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!

Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They're both turned on by kids.

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.

What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.

This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.